Every night when someone leaves from Witten's I say, "Be careful, don't get raped!" It's a cruel joke, but when am I ever nice? Well tonight I was almost assaulted, all in good fun of course, but I think it's pretty funny that I shouted my phrase just five minutes beforehand.
I was a measly 100 ft. from my front door (I had just crossed Maxwell) when a Jeep full of frat guys thought I was their buddy were about to "kidnap" me before they realized that I wasn't their buddy. They stopped then the drunkest shouted, "We were going to kidnap your ass! We thought you were Brent!"
I had a good laugh thinking about the situation a little further; what if they had drug me into their SUV before they realized the mistake? I just find that hilarious!
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